JanxAngel: I had a random thought last night while reading this site(edit http://www.superdickery.com
). What if Lex Luthor went to Japan to try and take over the world from there? You know, start somewhere fresh, a new perspective could generate more success.
Maegis: Fewer cakes available.
JanxAngel: Then I thought of him hitting Tokyo and threatening the city with a death ray, and then a bunch of random anime heroes show up and ask him what he's doing...
JanxAngel: He says he has a Death Ray and he's not afraid to use it! They ask him "What kind of Death Ray?" "What?" "What kind is it? On what principle is it based?" "It's just a damn Death Ray OK?"
Maegis: IT DOES DEATH!
JanxAngel: "No that won't work. That's just silly. We're not going to bother fighting you cause it won't be any fun." "What do you mean!?! I'm a threat to your city and your nation!!" All look to the side. "Umm... Nope. Not really. Tower's still standing, you see."
JanxAngel: "WTF does that have to do with anything??" "Well if you were a REAL villain, you'd have destroyed Tokyo Tower by now. No, I think you should go home and rethink this plan of yours. Come back another time and try again OK? Ganbatte!"
JanxAngel: Lex then goes back to Metropolis dejected and confused.
Maegis: He should just send Vegeta after Superman
Maegis: Pay him with some cakes or something
Maegis: Hey, THAT'S why he took them!
Maegis: To feed a Saiyan!
JanxAngel: Superman finds Lex sitting on his porch one day when he drops by. "Hey Lex, you've been awfully low profile of late. What's up?" "Well I decided to try a new angle on world domination but it didn't work, so I've been taking a break."
Maegis: Because, after all, is Superman's power level more, or less than NINE THOUUUSAND!
JanxAngel: "I see... Anything you want to talk about?" "Not really... Say, Superman, if I were threatening the city with a Death Ray would you stop and ask me what kind it is?"
JanxAngel: "No. That's silly. A Death Ray is a Death Ray, you just have to stop it, doesn't matter what kind it is." "I appreciate your simpleton approach to crimefighting, Supes." "That's just how I roll, bitch."
JanxAngel: "Fer reals yo. I mean srsly, What is your deal Japan?" "Whoa you went to Japan? To do the supervillain gig? Dude..." "You've been there?" "Yeah, that place is pretty fucked up. No wonder you've been all emokid on me."
The cakes that Maegis was referring to if you don't know, are these right here: